Now boffins have discovered that Jeremy Corbyn-admiring lefty scum can cause cancer as well as being, frankly, distasteful.

Docktawh Gillian Keith, speaking from her underground nutrition dome said, "Ever since Amanda Platell told me about it, I have been trying to cure looting and pillaging supermarkets with a powerful mix of micronutrients, goji berries and spirulina."

She added "As it turns out looting and pillaging supermarkets is almost completely identical to cancer, in how it affects the balance of our chakras. And everybody knows that looting and pillaging supermarkets is mostly caused by Jeremy Corbyn-admiring lefty scum, who are known to promote a negative orgone balance in the red layer of the energy rainbow."

Of course liberal-minded multiculturalists will no doubt assume that comparing Jeremy Corbyn-admiring lefty scum to carcinogens is "racist", but they can’t deny the simple facts of the case. And the Mail is happy to back Gillian’s words; she gave us a fresh insight into Broken Britain by saying, "Waterboarding is not torture".